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11/08/2014

And you could hear a pin flies ...


q1.jpgIn France, hosted an international technical conference, which was attended by engineers from many countries, including French and American.q2.jpg
During one of the breaks one of the French engineers came back into the courtroom, he said:
- Did you hear what Bush threw the focus? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. Is he going to bomb them? .41UUSkc0UqL._SX300_ (300x174, 11Kb)
Engineer who was there the company "Boeing" got up and calmly explained:
- Our carriers are on board for the three hospitals, which can be treated with several hundred people; their nuclear power plants can supply electricity to various onshore facilities; in three cafeterias can get food three times a day to 3,000 people; their
desalination plants can be produced from sea water several thousand gallons of fresh water every day; on aircraft carriers are half a dozen helicopters, which can be used to transport the sick and wounded. We have eleven such
ships, and how much is from France?

And you could hear a pin flies ...


A Fleet Admiral of the United States attended the Naval Conference, which, in addition to the admirals of the fleet of the United States, was also attended by the admirals of the fleets of Britain, Canada, Australia and France.
During arranged for the participants of the conference reception, moving around the room, he found himself in a large group of officers, in which one could find people of almost all of these countries. Sipping their cocktails, they all participated in a casual conversation, which was conducted in English.
And suddenly, the French admiral resentfully complained that while
Europeans learn many languages​​, Americans learn only English, and defiantly asked:
- Why do we have all these conferences to speak English and not in French?
American admiral reacted instantly:
- Perhaps because the British, Canadians, Australians and Americans have taken care of that you do not have to speak German.

And you could hear a pin flies ...


And this story is very well combined with the previous one.
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman at the age of 93, arrived in Paris by plane.
Going through passport control, he hesitated for a long time looking in his travel bag passport. French customs, not hiding sarcasm, asked him:
- Monsieur, you have already been in France?
Mr. Whiting replied that yes, he had been in France.
- Then you should be aware that the passport must be prepared in advance.
American said in response:
- Last time I was here, I did not have to show a passport.
- But this is impossible. Americans always have to show a passport when they arrive in France.
Elderly American looked at the Frenchman, and then calmly explained:
- When in 1944 I arrived at Omaha Beach (site of the Norman coast
France, one of the main areas of the landing of Allied troops (Note. Trans.) Per day <> to participate in the liberation of your country, I could not find a single Frenchmen to show a passport.

And you could hear a pin flies. by (Jack Vettriano Paintings for sale).

05/08/2014

Jack Vettriano and his paintings

This activity is to introduce and collect Jack Vettriano's life and his work, a contemporary Scottish painter of his works mainly in the style of Art Deco main feature of his work is the greatest fictional style to show the temptation to betray the theme "his paintings are entangled with each other leading to the past and present world of endless doors. like movies and novels, as their interpretation of the story of the hero and heroine, "many of his paintings are based on a mysterious and sexy models in each scene modeled somewhat blurred interpretation of betrayal and 1940s. For me, like a degenerate version of the Hitchcock movie.
Following is a brief look at the life of Jack Vettriano. According to Wikipedia introduction, he was born on November 17, 1957. In the east coast of Scotland, an industrialized town Methil grow up. At first he was a mining engineer. His girlfriend at his 21st birthday gave him a set of watercolor paintings, which he became interested in painting. Early in his named "Jack Hoggan", imitating the Impressionist style --- his first piece of work is Monet's paintings. In 1984, his first exhibition, but important breakthrough in 1988, two of his works are in the Royal Scottish Museum of attention Exhibition in Edinburgh was the first day of the auction, more galleries and private Collectors began to contact the painting of the star. Continued exposure and fame led to his first marriage breakdown. He moved to Edinburgh and now Jack Vettriano name to continue writing.
His continuing series of exhibition caused a sensation in Edinburgh, London, Hong Kong, Johannesburg and New York. His artworks now the average price rose to a six-figure, according to the Guardian newspaper reported that his annual paintings copyright can reach 50 pounds. His best known work 'The Singing Butler', is a British all posters and postcards sold the most amount of a (I also have a Painting~ ~). In 2004 twenty auction in May 1, The Singing Butler sold to £ 744,500, in 2012, the painting was the Royal Scottish Museum of Art Summer Exhibition rejected.

The Singing Butler

 The Singing Butler

Sweet Is The Night

Sweet Is The Night

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Contemplation of Betrayal  2001

mor Jack Vettriano Paintings

24/07/2014

Carl Bloch Paintings

Carl Bloch Paintings

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christ and child

christian ii imprisoned in the tower at s nderborg castle

christian ii imprisoned in the tower at s nderborg castle

christ with thorns

christ with thorns

consolator

consolator

suffer the children

suffer the children

woman at the well

woman at the well

Carl Bloch Paintings

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Bloch